Washington Wizards - Power Ranking

| Week | Rank | Rating | Team | Record | Comment |
| 3 |
23 |
27 |
Was |
4-9 |
Five of Wands: Symbolizes conflict, competition, tension, or miscommunication. Energy is scattered; cooperation is needed. Are the Wizards just a clean bill of health away from being the fearsome Title defenders we all anticipated? It has been a very rocky start, with the Front Office even complaining about the media attention Booker hasn't been getting for his scoring numbers. Will there be calmer waters ahead? |
| 2 |
28 |
10 |
Was |
2-7 |
Look at the Wizards. They’ve got Devin Booker, Jrue Holiday, some decent pieces… and then there’s LeBron James. Forty years old, still playing 35 minutes a night. It’s not basketball anymore, it’s elder abuse. Honestly, at this point LeBron’s not chasing Kareem, he’s chasing social security. |
| 1 |
30 |
-5 |
Was |
0-5 |
Childhood Reference: The “Respawn With Nothing” Moment in a Video Game. Washington feels like starting a new save file by accident — no weapons, no items, and a boss fight immediately in front of you. Devin Booker is swinging a wooden stick while everyone else has diamond gear. With LeBron injured, it’s like your strongest character is stuck on the loading screen. "But I just won the championship..." Don't expect this to last long, Washington will work through the games, acquire the necessary mana and HP, and they'll be back at the top before you know it! But for now, they start from scratch... *throws controller* |
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