NBA SIMS LEAGUE Week 15 Rumor Mill
[edited by breece]
| TEAM | RUMOR |
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Paolo Banchero and Jalen Williams hold crisis meeting with team, an agenda document was leaked titled - "Are we trying to win or not?" |
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Conflicted GM Shams diplomatically speaks with DeAaron Fox in leaked audio, "I know you hurt your pinkie and all, can't you just play through the pain, or pop some pills, we need you Foxy!" |
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Tyler Herro posts cryptic Instagram post alluding to his recent comments towards the single-season scoring record in Sacramento - "I'm the King" - Lebron's record was 2597, while Herro is currently 1704 |
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Reed Shepperd leads the Magic in a loss against the Knicks, in post-match interview, his excitement couldn't be more conflicting, "...I was feeling it. I just shot it. Thankfully it went in. I'm thrilled. But we lost, so like, I'm not thrilled. But 25 points is great. But we go to the next game." |
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After a surge of positives, and an upswing in the wins column, the Grizz lose to Phoenix by 19. GM Rootsey in the stands, "...not again!" |
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Nikola Jokic pens open letter to "My Tyreses" after their noticable absence in surprise losses - the opening lines read "... like a long distance thoroughbred misses an open track, I too miss my Tyreses" |
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Trae Young jerseys set to reach record sales target - local fan outside heard "Brunson...who's that?" |
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The Tatum-less Celtics recruit local sharman to revive their season after continued losses. "Momentum, Focus, Wins, and Fight. Tatum please lace up tonight!" |
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Steph Curry enters OKC with a smirk, eyeballs Anthony Edwards, picks up a ball and hits a full court shot - "I am the captain now," |
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GM Breece, in a bold move packs it in during the last day before the trade deadline, with the injury-riddled Nets floundering, Breece seeks the influence of perenial all-star Air Bud. |
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New Orleans GM Leeroy calls out the current state of the trade market - "trash, utter trash, but do you want a Clippers 2nd or Tyus," |
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Phoenix to part ways with Jakob Poeltl, looking for a bouncier asset in return. Tigger, Kangaroo Jack, Rey Mysterio, and Sherman Clump all wait anxiously to see if they get the NSL call up. |
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In a complete backflip, the Portland Trailblazers offer to have Norman Powell return in the off-season, "I'm sorry baby, I didn't mean that," |
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After signing his extension, the Minnesotta Timberwolves are ready to ship Jimmy Butler, "we didn't realised he wanted that many pennies" |
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Kelly Oubre defiantly walks into the Spurs front office pleading the Will Smith defence in response to his continued name being thrown into the trade mix, "Get my current name, out your damn mouth!" |
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GM LJ completes the Trade Block flip-flop by stating he's done with trading for the season, "phone lines are cut", only to reappear in the block a day later. |
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Walking past the office of GM Joshua, Clint Capela overhears "How much you willing to pay!?"; instantly placing his house on the real estate market in Washington. |
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