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Toronto Knicks' duo Brunson and KAT as advertised - lots of pick and rolls, lots of points! |
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Joshua stares down a winless Week 1. Is it as simple as 'Lebron returns, team is elite?' |
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GM Klemm officially updates Kings' paperwork to make 'Jim B., Jack D. and Johnny W.' official 'talent scouts' for the team. Apparently they are working around the clock. |
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A tough opening week for the upstart Suns with some one-sided losses, as some of their players play the first big minutes of their careers. |
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Despite the opening game blowout, the 76ers Front Office remains steadfast in their build and vision. Dejounte should catalyse the whole group, too. |
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Orlando continue to look like a rebuilding team with a bright future, as their roster becomes younger and more talented. Can they secure the upside youth before they get to 2027 and don't have their pick? |
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You know him... as the Cake Bandito. Say it in the rhythm of the quote from the Sandlot Kids - "you know him, as the Great Bambino." It is really fun to say. Needs a sound bite. Cake has settled in to regular OKC programming, beating everyone. |
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New York citizens fear that COVID-19-like restrictions may come into place after Knicks fever spreads at an alarming rate across the city. |
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"White Flag" by Dido could be heard emanating from the Wolves locker room after 41 point dismantling by Portland G-League team. A candlelight vigil has been planned. |
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Ethan's team whomping on every opponent so far; the typically modest GM can be heard chuckling "can you believe what these clown-car teams are dishing up against us?" |
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Pistolpk coming to an early realistion that his team may be outside the playoffs, looking in again. Last seen upgrading the lottery simulator to improve the user experience. |
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Rootsey's hunger to regain his place as one of the most winningest GMs in the NSL is apparent. Can his team step up to their potential, despite all their inexperience? |
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Vitticus outlines his expectations for his Rockets in a fiery meeting prior to the first game of the season: "I love you all, just do your best",Vitt could be heard screaming. |
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Daz the GOAT serves us up another wonderful NSL season. Bless you, beautiful man! |
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Nuggets are hopeful to go one step further in 2025-26, finishing fourth instead of fifth. |
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Chicago looks to restore the franchise's glory years: 'we are winning a playoff series' stares Jonathan. |
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Amid strong preseason hype and anticipation, Clippers get off to a slow start. |
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Leeroy off the top rope! The admin's elbow protecting NSL culture. |
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Despite some bad press, Ja Morant offered surprising new endorsement deals by Super Soaker. |
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Despite having a baby on the way, GM Breece has packed his entire life up and moved states in attempt to escape Nets' curse. |
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Spurs' team pays homage to the glitch teams of yesteryear with three 7 footers in starting lineup. |
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Sengun being talked up as an All-Star in 2026 with huge new role on injured Celtics. |
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Hiding in plain sight: LJ the 2k juggernaut frazzles contender to the point of suspension. |
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Pistons to be drugtested after starting the season with back to back 20pt wins. Who will fail? |
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Victor Wembanyama's first games as a Laker ends in a loss to Deandre Hunter's Mavericks. Cracks already showing? |
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Timberwolves' fans already seen cutting up AD jerseys and chanting slurs against the Front Office after 41 point abomination against Portland reserves. |
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The Yeet rollercoaster continues going into Week 1 of the new season, with all Pacers' bigs unavailable. He is on 24/7 watch to stop him doing something silly. |
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Hawks GM bulldog refutes claims that he "loves" Coby White and is neutral on the rest of the Hawks' lineup: "It is not true. I love Sarr, too." |
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Flagg shortens to $1.50 odds on Nelsbet for Rookie Of The Year after dominant debut. |
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